Offered for Sale
2006 16.2hh Thoroughbred Gelding. Can play in all three rings. Lots of miles in the local hunter/jumper circuits in 2’6″ hunters and jumpers. Schools 3′ at home when owner is not terrified. Cute jump.
Very expressive hunter on course. Lots of brilliance.
Auto half changes.
Clips/loads/excellent ground manners. Ties occasionally.
Hunter derby scores in the low 60’s. As honest as the day is long.
Can take a joke.
Excellent flat work foundation. Schooling second level dressage movements at home. Has yet to show in any dressage events.
Great on trails and around the barn. Rides well bareback if you’re not concerned about reproductive fertility.
Sound with some maintenance. Vets are always impressed how well he goes around after they look at the x-rays.
Priced in the low five figures. Please contact owner for more information.
36 thoughts on “Offered for Sale”
You win the interwebz today. 🙂
I totally had a panic attack when I saw the link to this post on FB! OMG LAUREN DO NOT DO THAT TO ME!!!
This is hilarious. Poor Simon having all of his derpy pictures on the internet. 😛
Unfortunately for him, I think a lot of these pictures I’ve already posted! haha
HA! I listed Tucker for sale one year, totally had everyone fooled until they got to his price: $1,000,000.00 OBO. This was HILARIOUS – Thank you for the morning laugh!!!
please say this is an april’s fools joke. the bit about not showing and the frowny face make me nervous! i was excited to have exactly 2 friends at shows instead of just one….
Don’t worry 🙂 Simon isn’t going anywhere!
Best sales ad ever!!
VERY FUNNY!!!! I did a double take until I remembered what day it was 🙂
Happy April Fools! And if you ever do sell Simon, I call first dibs! 🙂
This is amazing, I SO LOL’ed at the reproductive fertility bit! I should not read this blog at work LOL! 🙂
For just a half second, I was like WHAAAATTT???!!! And then I remembered it is April fools. Damn you April fools….this is the best though.
He’s pretty famous-you should go for 6 figures.
Hahaha. I figured I’d confuse more people if I went lower!
OMG you almost gave me a heart attack!
And then I remembered the date.
You win! You win it at April Fool’s!
Now I’m going to go sit down somewhere and try to get my heart rate down again…lol
Slow, deep breaths!
Geesh, and Happy April Fools Day. If the pictures hadn’t gotten funny, I may have not remembered the date in my pre-caffeinated state.
=) great April fools posting! Great photos hehe
APRIL FOOLS right?
LOL love it! I’m going to have you come up with all my for sale ads from now on! 😉
Those are fabulous sales pictures!!!! Especially love the “schooling 2nd level” with his head in the air 😉
ROFL! I love this. But seriously… if you ever do decide he needs to be leased or sold I better be your first phone call.
LOL!!! Lauren you are hysterical!
Fab flat work too. 😀
Omg. “Auto half changes” !!
Mine too! Can we sell as a pair? 😉
A pair of such beautiful, majestic creatures would surely fetch millions!
lol @ auto half changes & can take a joke. love it!!! 😀
“auto half changes” is my new favorite feature
Bays should always cost more for their amazing dirt-hiding powers anyways.
Haha very funny
HAhaha! Excellent! Wish I had thought of something creative for April 1st!
Omg that was great. Sometimes I have those moments with Ries too.
What I wanted to say on this post (when my phone wouldn’t let me move the digit to the phone in Captcha) was that when I first saw the title of this post I thought, “Oh no!” And wondered if you had an illness or lost a job. Then I actually realized like two sentences in that it was an awesome April Fools.
The bareback comment had me in stitches. Also true for Harley. We have withers!
I think you need to ask at least $999, 999 for Simon-pants.