The past two years (Read 2012 and 2013), Simon has grabbed the keyboard for me and written a guest post about his Christmas needs.  This year I let him borrow my iPad after a ride so he could yet again make his request.

What Simonpants Wants, Needs, and Desperately Deserves for Christmas – 2014 Edition

Likits

Did you know that in the winter you have to stall in your stall SO MUCH MORE even though it is NOT COLD ouside!  It’s stupid.  I dislike.  Therefore, I need Likits.  Lots of likits.  All the likits. Do not be foolish and buy me the healthy salt ones either… I want sugar damnit and I want it now.  No, I don’t care that this is on my Christmas list every year… I want it anyway.

Fancy boots

I really need some fancy boots.  I dunno why, but I think I need them.  Specifically, I need them in Ostrich bc that’s what the ladies love.

Drugs

I know there are a lot of problems with drugging in the hunter/jumper world, but sometimes they are necessary.  Sometimes they get you through a rough patch that you can’t get through on your own.  

Mini Horse Pony Thing

The mini horse pony things left at my barn, and I am sad.  I want one…. No, I need one.

Stuff my mom did buy

Last year, I asked for lots of items.  I should probably let you know that my mum bought me the saddle and the better barn blanket and the magic feel good hock boots.  I guess she is okay and I should keep her.

Since my mom did a lot of buying for me last year, I don’t have that many needs.  I might need a girl friend, but then again sometimes I want one and sometimes I’m like ‘wut would do with one?’ 

Most likely play bitey face.  I hope all you ponies out there get what you want for Christmas!

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