The past two years (Read 2012 and 2013), Simon has grabbed the keyboard for me and written a guest post about his Christmas needs. This year I let him borrow my iPad after a ride so he could yet again make his request.
What Simonpants Wants, Needs, and Desperately Deserves for Christmas – 2014 Edition
Did you know that in the winter you have to stall in your stall SO MUCH MORE even though it is NOT COLD ouside! It’s stupid. I dislike. Therefore, I need Likits. Lots of likits. All the likits. Do not be foolish and buy me the healthy salt ones either… I want sugar damnit and I want it now. No, I don’t care that this is on my Christmas list every year… I want it anyway.
I really need some fancy boots. I dunno why, but I think I need them. Specifically, I need them in Ostrich bc that’s what the ladies love.
I know there are a lot of problems with drugging in the hunter/jumper world, but sometimes they are necessary. Sometimes they get you through a rough patch that you can’t get through on your own.
Mini Horse Pony Thing
The mini horse pony things left at my barn, and I am sad. I want one…. No, I need one.
Stuff my mom did buy
Last year, I asked for lots of items. I should probably let you know that my mum bought me the saddle and the better barn blanket and the magic feel good hock boots. I guess she is okay and I should keep her.
Since my mom did a lot of buying for me last year, I don’t have that many needs. I might need a girl friend, but then again sometimes I want one and sometimes I’m like ‘wut would do with one?’
Most likely play bitey face. I hope all you ponies out there get what you want for Christmas!