To Whom It May Concern
To whom it may concern regarding the new thing hanging in my stall, I do recall a time in the not so distant past where a wonderful sugary orb was placed in my stall for licking. At first I was not so sure of this new object. What does it do? Why does it smell so good? How can I possibly secure it to get the tasty out? I was told it was for ‘Christmas’, but I don’t really care…